The Hatena Flipnote collection ONE

 

This is the collection vid that i never wanted to make. But did anyway.

Dead Space : Xbox 360

I'm six chapters in and loving every minute of it. I'm sorry I missed out, when the game came out.

 

Well my old roommate played it day and night when it came out. I walked by and said "yeah I'll play it eventually. Well that eventually is now.

The game stars a dull looking space knight named Isaac. Isaac is going through the USG Ishimura, trying to locate the crew and solve the alien threat. For one the graphics are awesome. EA got a budget for this. It fucking shows. When the asteroid shower hit, I just stood there and got killed a few times.

IGN review:

Hey Guys! I'm posing in front of a save point (save points are big cameras/urrrrr

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The story behind Dead Space takes place hundreds of years in the future, during a time when mankind has exhausted all of the natural resources on Earth. Fortunately, in this dire time, humanity has mastered space travel, and a process known as planet cracking has been developed to combat this drought. A celestial body is split into pieces, and its minerals are strip-mined and melted, returning the byproducts to Earth for consumption. An entire fleet of ships sails the stars performing these tasks, and the crown jewel of this mining fleet is the USG Ishimura, which has performed more planet cracks that any other vessel. However, on a routine mission, the ship cuts off all communication from galactic command, which is somewhat strange. To discover what's going on, a small maintenance crew is quickly dispatched to the Ishimura from a nearby vessel

Fuck Copyright and the Collage/Internet Vocabulary it brings!

Copyright

It keeps us from having it all.

I've never fallen in line when it comes to this. Media is (fuck I hate saying this) "consumed" (doushebag collage term) in different ways. If you see it on tv, it's yours. Recorders have been around since the 80's and "they" didn't like it then. Any signal that runs through my TV is "MINE" to do whatever I want with. Ya can't tell me that I can't manipulate the media that flows through my set, this isn't communist Russia and this ain't a police state yet. Fuck you. When I run across brainwashed assholes on the internet, I can't help but pick on them for being so damn green. I don't do what I'm told, unless I'm being paid to. If I want to do It, I will.

Listen, I know it's law, but I fully disagree with the shit that crosses the line of common sense. If "THEY" could monopolize air, you bet your brick-in-the-wall ass they would. There is no sympathy for these people. Times have changed, and I've changed with it, adapt or die as it were.

This brings me to........................................

Former and Ladder

I'll punch you in the latter

Ha! What the fuck? No one that exists in the real working world, yeah, the one I grew up in, would ever, could ever use this in everyday conversation. EVER! It's lazy garbage. Kids who do not want to type back what they previously said, will use this. Every fucking time. I can't hold collage kids in high degree when they are the actual filth of the world. Lazy fucking bastards. They are the useless without us. I'd prefer the Former, rather than the Ladder. I would most aptly make use of a wood shredder if I could get my hands on you! Fuck you!




TL:DR

So lazy

You really are a piece of shit for making up this garbage. So lazy, shit I even blame the brainwashed soliders in Iraq. They must be so bored chasing a figment of the government that they gotta fuck with the kids on the internet before being decapitated. That brings me to................









Troll (ing) : to upset moderators, to entice the ban masters.

Pure Fear

This is something I blame on us, heh. When AOL instant messaging first came out, we fucked with everyone on there. That build up over time no doubt mind fucked a few generations.These kids that I talk to now are the aftermath of that good time we had wrecking the weak minded. So in their defense moderators have banded together and have vowed to keep bully's like me,  off their precious 2.0 boards. So that another generation won't succumb (or shit, have an independent thought for once) to verbal IM style punishment for being lazy retards. Essentially they are fucking retards with people watching over them at all times. I wanna meet the little kid who got "troll" put into in the internet's everyday language. Only defenseless children fear trolls. Which brings me to.....................



 English Anime Fans

Ahh, defenceless children. One part collage douche, one part A.D.D. 10 year old, All fucking retard. These are the people I have to wade through when I'm looking for the next anime title. There are very few that actually have intelligible things to say, the rest is instigated garbage,walls o text and know-it-all/know-nothing shit talkers. Scumbags to be sure. Brainwashed masses armed with whatever their bible thumping clone parents knew, which when it comes down to Japanese animation, NOT A FUCKING THING!

Dub Fans
Oh, god, yes! These fucks are my rivals. Not a drop of intelligence is found around these dopey wall huggers. There is such a variety of these motherfuckers. You either have the silent awkward mother fuckers that make me feel uncomfortable, you got the super nerdy/overly vocal anime fan, you got the cosplayfans that love to dress up and smell as well as clog up hallways with a passion, you got the fake otakus, the light novel readers, the figure collectors, the dojin artists, the wannabe OEL artists, you got the leachers seeders and fansubbers, you got the 4-chan crowd, Hongfire crowd, Elite crowd, the dub actor crowd. There are so many that make up the anime fandom, it's sometimes too much. But not for me. I am an Otaku, not a fake like so many of these freaks.

Dub fans are miserable piles of moe goo. Too lazy to read anything they didn't type themselves. Scrolling marquees of text are their biggest enemy.

Fansubs

The Oxford Comma

Run Oji-san

Never in my wildest dreams would I ever give a flying fuck to actually, aceptingly, acknowledge, the definition, of such, bullshit. I ,wonder, what, it's, like, to, have, a, super, intelligent, brain, and, be, so, lowly, regarded, that, even, the, kids, in, Africa, wouldn't, look, your, way. Fuck, You, and, your, breath, spaces.







MOE Let's pretend (you love that) that you actually know what you are talking about and go with your definition, everything that's kawaii is MOE? Fuck up, MOE is when the audience watching the animation, develops a savior like feeling towards that character. Cause you gotta remember that what we are watching is not REAL and they feelings you're having can actually endanger you of losing all your friends because of it. MOE is just a feeling no need to overuse the label. Which brings me to..................

EPIC It's like listening to a surfer from the ninties claim bro after everything they did bro. It was tottaly epic bro, more epic than last week brosef. The word Epic has completely lost all meaning because of this bullshit. Which brings me too...............

FAIL it's such a beginner's phrase isn't it? When Americans are first born they get the pledge of aliegiance and FAIL drilled into their minds. Sad? naw, their brainwashed so they don't know anybetter. Poor english teachers have nothing to run to now that the word fail has lost all meaning.